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How do people lose weight and still have perfect boobs?!



The real mystery

I’m gonna go with boob job

It builds chest muscles that replace any burned off fat and make the boobs look the same size or either a bit smaller or a bit bigger.

Demonstration: ( . Y . )

(Source: fitforeverybody)

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at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

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i met Miley Cyrus two weeks ago or something and she refused to sign my Hannah Montana CD

she told me it wasn’t funny 

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