‘am i right ladies’ is the best way to end any text post am i right ladies 

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"ur bra strap is showing" u say

children begin to scream

tears r streaming down my face

my parents disown me and sell me to a shady, moustached man for three goats

no one can ever kno i wear a bra

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remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

People were practically drinking hand sanitizer during that shit

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